What Oblivion lacks

God this game gets really boring, even on the PC. Many of the quests are good, but Oblivion doesn’t take the concepts far enough to make it  a fun game.

1. Dungeons are too repetitive and identical.

2. The world is too small for an exploration/immersion game.

3. Too much is exactly the same as the last monster/town/dungeon/loot/land.

4. There’s not nearly enough wildlife in the game.

5. There were not enough quests.

Since I’m in school now, you’ve probably noticed the posts have been shorter and more infrequent. Expect more of this.

The Witcher

Now this is a game that I have really mixed feelings about. I love the story for the most part. It’s the highlight of the game, and it’s about time we get RPGs with some actual story that isn’t cookie cutter crap (I’m looking at you Japan). That being said, I have issues with the sex is treated throughout the game. There’s enough impersonal sex in entertainment today, thank you. Because of this I’m not sure I’ll end up buying the game.

One sentence summary: Wow, you look like Elric!

Rating: 4/5

The Benefits of Economic Downcycles

You hear all this doom, gloom and fear about the US economy. It seems Americans are terrified of being without their Mcmansions, four vehicles, and pay-to-play games. This just proves to me we need a downcycle. Personally, I think the coming problems will make American’s lives healthier and happier. Just a few benefits I can think of right now:

1) People will have to take care of your own body instead of relying on medicine to fix everything. This means eating healthy, exercising and getting enough rest! Eventually companies will see this is the true path to reducing health care costs and creating a well-balanced, content society. The use of herbs, spices and other natural remedies will trump consumer drugs as they are cheaper and healthier.

2) I believe it will lower the divorce rate as living single becomes very uncomfortable. In the past, most marriages were about economic survival, not hormones. As jobs continue to be scarce, I believe we will see this trend grow. Those who choose to remain single will live with family. In many ways, this is already happening and it’s a good thing.

3) Extended families will live together for greater economic power. Most cultures on Earth do this, for exactly this reason. This will lead to closer, more meaningful relationships within families and a greater appriciation for both the young and the elderly.

4) People will develop healthy hobbies such as gardening, reading, cooking, table-top gaming and other activities that are cheap and healthy in the real world. Dependence on pay-to-play games or anything else that requires a fee to use is unhealthy and stupid. More people will be forced to leave their virtual game lives for real lives.

5) The near death of pay-to-play models might encourage the higher-ups to address our broken copyright system. Video games trying to push for the hottest graphics will become too expensive and game developers will once again be force to concentrate on gameplay vs flashy graphics. Microtransactions will replace monthly fees on most of the surviving MMORPGs

6) “Keeping up with the Jones” will be drastically reduced or eliminated as the SJ types realize they’ve been buying into a load of hog-wash. You are happier and more content when you get less of what you want. Why? Because you appreciate it more.
I’m not saying it’s going to be fun, but I do think Americans crave a break from the rampant consumerism that’s convinced us nothing is ever enough.

Sorry, Try Again EA

In a “generous” move, EA has opted not force it’s patrons (that would be you and me) to bend over and take it up the ass re-authenticate Spore every 10 days. Whoop-de-do.

1) We still have a 3 installation limit that could be activated by changing any hardware or OS settings. Some poor souls have mysteriously experience reaching their limit after having done nothing at all with Bioshock, which used the same DRM. Note the use of the word used.

2) We also still have initial online authentication which could easily render the game unplayable 10 or so years down the road when EA decides it’s “old” and “No one will want to play” (See when costs get too high to keep the authenticating server running and they want us to buy Spore 2).

So, why won’t EA use Steam or the Stardock model? There are several potential reasons:

a.) EA is dumb and isn’t listening to their developers or customers

b.) EA is greedy and wants to squeeze even more money out of legit gamers. They intend to use piracy as an excuse to strong arm gamers into shitty licenses, thereby slaughtering the golden goose and ensuring their own demise (along with the PC gaming market).

c.) EA wants to force PC gamers onto consoles in an effort to lock all big budget games into planned obsolescence, and to create and easier programing environment. This is possibly the dumbest reason. PC gamers are the most hardcore gamers on earth: they’re the guys who update and build their own computers just to play games. They are NOT going to leave PCs for console dominate gaming. If they did, they’d just make emulators and play the games on their PC.

d.) all of the above

We’re sorry EA, but the princess you’re looking for is in another castle.